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mycollectionofnuts:

pikachucastiel:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO

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husssel:

*crying*

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vastderp:

thesylverlining:

gorehowlloki:

lunakissed:

itsbetterthananal:

APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/SCREAMING

oh god I thought it was going to be some messed-up graphic cautionary thing like they show of accidents in drivers’ ed

i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction

Good shit hahahaaa

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carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

third-personomniscient:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

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I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

Oh my fucking god I laughed for about five minutes

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blackgirlsreverything:

I watched this 10 times

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crimsonsag:

fukthisurl:

His face. I’m dead

Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy

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cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:

enginaero:

cloysterbell:

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

Good news:

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Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

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beyondhighh:

I’m at the doctors office and this lady’s baby was acting up so she told the baby “stop or else your gunna get an asswhopping infront of everyone” and this old white lady tapped me and was like “oh shit”

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